bittersweetbehavior replied to your post: so today was my grandpas birthday and he passed…

this is the best thing i’ve read all day. x

aw im glad to hear someone thought it was nice too!!

so today was my grandpas birthday and he passed away 14 years ago but today during the rain delay for the indians game on tv they showed clips from old indian’s games and one that my grandpa was at showed up and we saw him in the crowd!!! idk i think thats the coolest goodnight

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

i feel so bad bc charlie has not stopped meowing bc hes looking for puffin :( poor baby 

nosdrinker:

it’s called the Xbox One because that’s how many units they’re going to sell

meladoodle:

sexydanhowell:

meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

What?

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

dilclo:

when she texts first <3

alexanderperchov:

well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day

totallivesforever:

i s2g the new AM album better sound less suck it and see, more humbug/r u mine

honestly